It's my great honor to welcome Daphne Mae Williams to the firm! Now, she won't advance your case very far. And her handwriting is really poor. And she might be napping when you call with that emergency issue. But, she'll unquestionably put a smile on your face (that is, until you get her bill).
When you call and hear her in the background, feel free to ask to talk to her because she'll be happy to tell you about yourself. Welcome to the firm, Daphne!